Monday, March 04, 2019

Playing a Good Innings


India and Pakistan are perhaps the unruliest of neighbours. Despite being practically identical in every sense of the word (The spoken Urdu of Pakistan is practically indistinguishable from the spoken Hindi of India and as was often repeated at the Institute of South Asian Studies in Singapore – Delhi and Lahore have more in common than Delhi and Chennai), India and Pakistan can’t seem to get along. The inability of the South Asian nations is at best, fun for an outsider to watch (I confess to being glued to the Beating the Retreat ceremony at Wagah on Youtube, which can be found at:


This is easily the best display of macho-marching that is beautifully synchronized despite the fact that both sides are trained to kill each other rather than work together, and you have to consider this a compliment as I’m from Singapore where all our military does is to train to march.
Then, I should not forget that both these nations are cricket mad and a match between these was more entertaining than an England vs Germany football match (where the English would inevitably bring up World War II or the 1966 World Cup, being the last two events where they beat the Germans at). Funnily enough, the Indians that I used to get work from actually respected the fact that one of my cricket heroes was “Wasim Akram, one of the greatest fast bowlers around (it also helped that I openly support the great Sachin Tandulkar). You can see the great Wasim Akram and equally great Sachin Tendulkar at:


Unfortunately, the South Asian rivalry has a nasty twist to it. As one Indian Expat said, “Singapore and Malaysia have constructive competition – you build a port, I build a better one – you have an F1 race, I’ll make a better one, unlike India and Pakistan, where it’s a case of you have a nuclear bomb, I build a bigger one.” Ever since the South Asian nations got it into their minds to build nuclear bombs, the world has crapped in its pants at the thought of these two engaging in an all-out war.
The saving grace to this nasty aspect of their rivalry has been the fact that the Pakistanis are smart enough to know that they’d probably lose in an all-out war. In South Asia, India is by far and away the big elephant and everyone else in the region pays tribute to the biggest creature in the jungle. While the Pakistani Military wields considerably more power in Pakistan than the Indian military in India, the Pakistanis have lost miserably in every war they’ve fought with their much larger neighbor. At the time of writing, India spends five times more on its military than Pakistan and has four times more people in its military. A comparison of military strength can be found at:


To put it bluntly, Pakistan has better odds in beating in India on the cricket pitch than it does in a head-to-head military confrontation and the Pakistani Generals know that. So, what do they do? The answer has been to play a dangerous game of supporting terrorist groups who have it in for India. These groups have a way of making India uncomfortable but it gives Pakistan deniability. The Generals in Pakistan have also made friends with the only nation bigger than their rival – China (while China uses Pakistan to undermine India, the Chinese are also great capitalist and know where the bigger and more prosperous market is).

In the past, the South Asian neighbours have managed to find a way of pulling back from an all-out war. The international community has worked tirelessly to pull both sides back from the brink and the Indian side has usually shown the greater ability to control itself.

The latest one was slightly different for the simple reason that the Indian Prime Minister, Nahrendra Modi is facing an upcoming election. Mr. Modi, who won an election based on being a tough-no-nonsense competent doer. Mr. Modi is under pressure to get tough on Pakistan and the Jihadis who attacked Kashmir in mid-February of this year. Mr. Modi ordered the Indian Airforce to retaliate and sent jets to bomb parts of Pakistan proper. The Pakistanis did put up a fight and a plane was shot down. Anyone who remembered the Israeli shelling of Lebanon of 2006 over the capture of two members of the IDF would have thought that war was about to break out.

It didn’t and ironically, the person to thank is Pakistan’s newly elected Prime Minister, Imran Khan. Mr. Khan was Pakistan’s former cricket captain (lead them to a world cup victory against England – School stopped for the day) and a former playboy turned religious devotee, whose political career has been all about dealing with the awful corruption in Pakistan.

Mr. Khan declared that he would release the Indian pilot, Wing Commander Abhinandan Varthaman and he did so, but not after the Pakistanis managed to get a video of the Wing Commander praising his Pakistani captors for being professional. The Wing Commander’s release is documented at:


The move was brilliant. Mr. Khan, who is in some sectors of the Western media accused of being in the pocket of the Generals, showed himself to be an independent minded statesman, who was trying to avert a nuclear war. In short Mr. Khan, a “newbie” in the realm of international politics had, in a single stroke put the heat back on his more experienced Indian counterpart to show that he too was capable of doing the right thing.

What incident shows is that India suddenly has a different opponent to deal with. While, previous Pakistani leaders were either “corrupt” civilians (Both the late Benazir Bhutto and the previous Prime Minister, Nawaz Sharief had careers marred by corruption charges) or military men who were obsessed with fighting India. While politics in India is not known for being clean either, India has basked in the glow of being “the world’s largest democracy” and thanks to its IT boom, India is seen to have grown its economy into the modern ages while Pakistan languished in the feudal.
Not only was India in the stronger position militarily and economically but it had the better press, which only seemed to enhance its economic and military superiority.

However, things may change with Khan. Unlike his predecessors, he’s developed a reputation for honesty with the people and to a certain extent, his image is that of competence. His gesture of freeing the Wing Commander has given him a massive PR victory over his Indian counterpart.
The Indians are a little upset as can be seen in this news clip from the Indian media:


But it needs to look at other ways to deal with the issue rather than be “sour” about it. The world knows that India is the bigger power and so the world expects more of India than it does of Pakistan. The trick in dealing with Mr. Khan, is perhaps to make an appearance of trying to help Mr. Khan out in trying to make Pakistan a more prosperous place. Mr. Khan has even gotten better in his PR by declaring that he is “not worthy of the Nobel Prize” when the media in Pakistan declared that he should get one.

What can Mr. Khan do? Perhaps the trick is to somehow do something about what he’s promised. Mr. Khan has played the PR game masterfully but as every PR consultant will tell you – you need to have something to back up the message

Perhaps the area that Mr. Khan can make the most of things is to return back to his old career – cricket. It’s the one thing that both sides can agree on and what could be a better place to start by creating more opportunities for both sides to meet and play cricket. When people play together, the less likely they are to end up going to war. Sport helps people relive their rivalries without actually getting nasty (though English football has examples where this isn’t necessarily true).

I believe the cricketeer, could do wonders if he managed to build an entire relationship with the rest of the world around his old job.

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