Monday, January 20, 2020

Grandpa’s Revenge


Opposition Politics in Singapore is a thankless task. Generally speaking, the role of the opposition in Singapore has been to serve as a punching bag for the government party. The government, which controls some 79 seats out of a total of 84 in a unicameral parliament, has a habit of using every trick in the book to make life miserable for anyone who even considers running for a seat under the banner of anyone except the ruling party.

Singaporeans have developed a rather strange attitude to the opposition. The opposition MPs were people you clapped for (“Dude – You’ve got guts”) but you’d never actually vote for them. For many years, we kept Chiam See Tong and Low Thia Khiang in Potong Pasir and Hougang simply because their presence was enough to irritate the powers that be.

Then in 2011, we decided that the powers that be needed more than an irritant and so, we handed the Group Representation Council (“GRC or in electoral math – 4 seats”) to Mr. Low’s Workers Party. This was officially the worst showing in the ruling party’s history and things were made even worse when Dr. Tony Tan, the ruling party’s preferred candidate scrapped through the presidency by less than a whisker against Dr. Tan Cheng Bok, a former member of the ruling party.

The ruling party seemed to have gotten lucky in 2015 when it called for an election not too long after our founding father Mr. Lee Kuan Yew died and then, it changed the rules to make the Presidency a preserve the Malay Minority, which the rest of us seemed to think was a ploy to keep Dr. Tan Cheng Bok out of the any organ of state.

Well, things have gotten interesting since 2015. The biggest start to this was when Dr. Tan Cheng Bok found a “Venture Capitalist for Dissidents,” namely Mr. Lee Hsien Yang, the Prime Minister’s younger brother. Dr. Tan has founded the Progress Singapore Party or PSP. The PSP has become something of a hot stock in the field of Singapore’s politics and I had the good fortune of being invited to their Chinese New Year dinner on Friday 17 January 2020.

What a party it was? The food was amazingly good (as Chinese New Year food usually is), there was a rock band called “Evolution” (Dr. Tan has said no to revolution because it involves bloodshed – so he’s proposing evolution) and they were very good. They launched their party song and a mascot. Dr. Tan also introduced new members to his leadership team, all of whom were credible candidates (one of them was a former Air Force Colonel.)


However, what was most telling was the fact that the under 35s were in a significant minority in the room. Dr. Tan is 79 and while admittedly sprightly, he’s definitely an old man. There was a token young girl somewhere but by and large this was a party for the New Old.

When I think of this fact, I’m reminded of a speech that Mr. Leslie Fong, former Vice-President of Marketing at Singapore Press Holdings gave at Ad Asia in 2005. Mr. Fong was speaking at a forum at a time when respected papers around the world were going “tabloid.” Mr. Fong described the whole exercise as “A futile effort to dumb down for younger eye balls at the expense of more valuable older ones.”

I think of that moment and the PSP dinner because it looks like the PAP has forgotten “more valuable older ones.” The people at the PSP had all benefited from the system created by the PAP government. This wasn’t a gathering of louts or the systems losers. The man who was appointed to be Dr. Tan’s number two is a former hedge fund manager. You’d imagine that this lot would be cheering the ruling party on for giving them so much.

Yet, they weren’t cheering on the ruling party and there has to be a reason for this. My Mum would argue that this is because while people may benefit from something, they’ll turn on it if it hurts their kids. One only has to think of cases of battered wives who happily put up with a battering and then, when the abusive spouse turns on the kids, she does what she should have done ages ago. What does it say about the state of things when a loyal member of the ruling party becomes a member of the opposition?

Likewise, with the “Baby Boomers,” also known as those heading into their 70s. They have benefited from the system but have their children? I’m brought back to the days before I was trying to get my passport renewed to go back to school in England (a process that the government enjoys complicating to ensure kids come back for National Service). My Dad had just lost a contract to shoot an ad for the Air Force to an Australian who had a Hong Kong Crew (My Dad’s crew being Malay but Singapore Born). It was at this point where he said, “I’ll vote for the other guy, even if he’s an idiot. Why is my son doing National Service but they’re giving benefits to the guys whose kids don’t serve?”

I think of these moments because the powers that be need to studying the ground. Its moments like what my parents went through that make people change their minds so to speak. The PAP Government has on the whole done a good job for Singapore but it needs to look beyond and build for future generations rather than for a single one. They’ve done well but to remain in power they need to make people feel they’ll continue doing well.

Saturday, January 18, 2020

The Real Jobs Issue

There was a recent spat in parliament between Chan Chun Sing, our Minister for Trade and Industry and Pritam Singh, the leader of the Workers’ Party, our main opposition party. Much has been said about the debate, so I won’t go into details but essentially, Mr. Singh asked Mr. Chan what was the percentage of Singaporeans versus foreigners in certain jobs. Mr. Chan refused to answer directly and accused Mr. Singh of stirring up certain divisions. Mr. Chan also argued that it was necessary to have foreigners in high paying positions because they had the qualifications for the jobs, which the locals did not and the locals would eventually catch up.

I’ve always believed that this is an issue has become a convenient sticking point for all involved and everybody misses the point. While I don’t disagree with the fact that we should have tighter checks on things like fake qualifications (Look if a guy got into the job on a “fake” qualification but managed to last beyond six-months in places like JP Morgan, he’s got to be doing something right), I don’t think that jobs should go to anyone based on nationality and residential status.

I also look at the fact that we’ve never had an issue against “foreigners” holding good jobs until people from other parts of Asia started getting “the jobs.” We were quite comfortable and even grateful to people from the West coming here to do the “plush jobs,” and getting the salaries that those jobs came with. It has become so that its understood that people from the West would earn more than the Asians. I remember one of my previous chefs asking me why I refused to take a full-time position at the Bistrot, since most of the customers assumed, I owned the Bistrot. My answer was simple, what was on offer was significantly less than what my Belgium predecessor was getting. The reply was, “You can’t compare, he’s an Ang Moh. (Hokkien term for Caucasian – used mainly in Malaysia and Singapore).”

Things have become different now that the jobs are going to the proverbial darkies from other parts of Asia. Suddenly, Singaporeans are feeling displaced and they can’t understand why people from the places they deemed “backwards,” are now sitting jobs they assumed were the natural birthright of the people from developed nations and lording it over the locals, who are apparently better educated and more in tune with international business.

Unfortunately, the real jobs issue here is that our people are for the most part not qualified for the top jobs nor are they willing to work at the bottom of the ladder. Unfortunately, the people who get qualified from “Shithole” countries are. Even if you discount the fact that a good number of them may have “Fake” qualifications and some may have used their “connections,” the people from the proverbial “Shithole” countries have proven that they can compete on the world stage.

I remember Thambi Pundek asking me what was so special about the Indian Institutes of Management (IIM) and what did the IIM’s do that the National University of Singapore (NUS) could not do. My reply was to ask how many people did NUS produce who ran a big global corporation that was not dependent on the Singapore government.

Neither he or I could name a single one. By constrast, IIM (Specifically IIM Ahmedabad and Calcutta) produced Ajay Banga, the current CEO of Master Card and Indra Noyi, the former CEO of Pepsico. A comparison in alumni can be found at the following links:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IIM_Ahmedabad_alumni 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_National_University_of_Singapore_people

Admittedly the IIM’s do have an advantage that many educational institutions do not have – they have a vast pool of people to draw from. The population of the “hyper-successful” in India is probably larger than the population of most countries.

Having said that, it still does not detract from the key issue in as much as, our institutions are not training people for the global market. 

In fairness to our institutions, they do a fabulous job in training technical people for most industries. However, their record on training people to run a global business that requires cross-cultural intelligence and independent thinking is lacking. Our technical people are also good with the tools of today but haven’t done much to create the tools of tomorrow.

This was brought home to me by a German businessman, who deals with high end technology. He said, “There is NO high-end technology in Singapore.” By contrast, this German businessman was full of praise for China’s tech-scene. He told me, “They’re getting things done – they’ll do the same thing in a dirty little room than needs to be done in a clean lab in Germany – but they’re getting it done.”

Our minds appear stuck in the past along with our policies. I remember Lee Kuan Yew telling people that Singapore simply didn’t have the size to produce world class companies. Our policy of being a centre for multinationals has been successful. 

However, the global economic scene has changed. Things are not as safe as they used to be and the ability to see things differently has become an essential survival skill. One has to be able to think beyond geographical boundaries. I go back to the profile of the Western Expat. Sometimes they’re derided as people who “couldn’t make it” in their own countries – but hey, they had the guts to take on assignments outside of their comfort zone – this group may not have been making it in their homelands but they’re making it even if its elsewhere. The Indian Expats are only doing what they’re Western Counterparts have done for years – moving to places where they could do the things, they couldn’t do at home to get the life they wanted. 

Our top people also don’t venture beyond the familiar. I remember a top banker telling me he could climb higher at Citi but didn’t want to take promotions because – “you never know when you’ll come home.” 

Our institutions need to instill a sense of “adventurism” and “opportunism.” In the old days, one could avoid taking the risk of the unknown if you had comfort at home. However, it’s now such that the basic jobs in the modern economy need you to have a sense of adventurism and opportunism.

Tuesday, January 14, 2020

The Lucky General


When asked about the qualities that he looked for in a general, Napoleon once said that he chose generals who were “lucky.” I’ve always thought of this quote whenever it comes to discussing the topic of success. Talk to enough people who have “made it” and they’ll tell you about their brains, hard work and sheer determination. They will never admit to having “luck.”

However, if you analyse the careers of the well to do, you’ll realise that somewhere along the line they had a lucky moment and they went for it with everything they had. Back when I had just left university, I was told by Hans Hofer, the founder of Appa Guides that the key thing that successful people understood was “chance.” A few years back, I blogged about it at:


I think of this blog post on luck because we recently lost our second Chief of Defense Force, Lieutenant-General, Ng Jui Ping. If you look at General Ng’s life story, you’ll understand that he was that most unique creatures – a person who knew how to be lucky and had a knack for being in the right place at the right time.

Before I continue, I have to disclose that I am from the same formation as General Ng (Artillery). While I never met the man in person (he stepped down from being Chief of Defense Force, while I was still in basic military training), most of my senior instructors had worked with the man (In particular I reminded of Senior Warrant Officer Lim Seng Wah, who was his Battery Sergeant Major in the 20th Battalion Singapore Artillery). In later life, I would befriend a lawyer who served him from the shadows (an advisor he consulted even though he had engaged other lawyers). So, what I know of the General is only what I’ve read in the official press and from what people have told me about him.

My second qualification is that when I talk about General Ng’s “Luck,” I’m not referring to the number of battles he won. Singapore’s armed forces have never been tested in an actual war (though in fairness, our boys have been commended on peace keeping missions and Singaporean officers do make it to the top of their class in places like West Point and Sandhurst). When I talk about General Ng’s luck, I am referring to his personal career.

How was General Lucky? I guess the most obvious place to start was the fact that he was born and entered the civil service at a time when they were a little obsessed by paper qualifications from the Oxbridge Universities. After General Ng left the helm of the Singapore Armed Forces, all his successors were inevitably the same – super scale scholars with beautiful Oxbridge Degrees.
His luck extended beyond the timing of his birth and in his long career, he had the good fortune of being in situations where his skills could shine. These few lucky moments helped catapult him to stratospheric levels.

The first piece of good luck was the fact that he ended up becoming the mentor to a certain Officer Cadet (“OCT”) Lee. He was a good mentor and at his funeral, the OCT that he mentored told the world, ““I will remember him most from my own time in the army, when he was first my Commanding Officer, and later when I worked beside him – I learnt much from him as a leader and a colleague.”

The second piece of good fortune for General Ng came in 1991 when a Singapore Airline was hijacked on Singapore soil. While General Ng was already Chief of Defense Force (a level too high for people to expect him to be on the front line), he had the privilege of overseeing an actual mission (the type where people can die), that proved to be exceedingly successful. To date, the SQ 117 Hijack rescue mission is the one incident in the SAF where the troops showed they could perform in a “real” situation. This very incident allowed General Ng to claim something as close as Singapore’s Generals don’t get to claim – “real life command.”

When he retired from the SAF, General NG did what no other top civil servant had done before him – he became an entrepreneur. Ironically, his long career in the army had actually prepared him for life beyond wearing the green uniform. His gratuity gave him the start-up capital and he had a strong relationship with the right people to get things going. While General Ng did serve a stint on the boards of some government organisations noteably the Central Provident Fund (“CPF” Board – our main pension fund) and Chartered Industries (Singapore’s version of the Military Industrial Complex), his main post army career was as an entrepreneur. General Ng was the co-founder of Pacific Andes Resources Limited.

The one area where he did not have luck in was his personal health. In 2019 he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, which ended his life this year. Interestingly enough, General Ng’s death showed us how lucky he was. He dared to be different from the crowd. His predecessor retired into a cushy diplomat’s job. His successors have all gone onto work in cushy civil service jobs or in the government-controlled version of the private sector. Being different earned him a warm tribute from Singapore’s normally strongly “anti-anybody from the government” online media as the following report from the Onlinecitizen shows:


Knowing how to be lucky in life made him lucky in death too.  

Monday, January 13, 2020

When You Say It


We’ve often been told that many communication failures come from “how” things are said rather than “what” things are said. There is another aspect of communications that is often neglected and that is the “when” of saying something. Timing, as they say, is often everything.

Leadership or the appearance of leadership is about understanding the what, how and when of basic communication. Nobody expects the leader of a large organization, let alone a country to singlehandedly be able to do everything but we do expect them to “be there” whenever we need them to be there. In many ways, the people, are like teenagers and their parents. We don’t want political leaders to tell us how to live our lives but when the shit hits the fan, we expect them to be around. Hence, if you look at the political leaders in the mature democracies in the last decade or so, you’ll notice that their key moments tend to be during disasters.

Take the current situation with the Australian bush fires, which have devastated much of the country. One of the things being burnt in the fires is the reputation of Prime Minister Scott Morrison, who refused to commit extra funding towards fighting the disaster and proceeded to go on holiday. Mr. Morrison who is only just admitting to have handled things better, has not been able to get things right as he has appeared both incompetent and uncaring (the traits most of us don’t want in leaders).

To make matters worse, Mr. Morrison had actually taken a swipe at Gretta Thuburg, the 16-year old Swedish climate change activist for being “alarmist,” over climate change. Now, Mr. Morrison finds himself in a position of having to do something advocated by a 16-year-old girl he once dismissed as being an “alarmist.” The full report can be read below:


Another example of a “leader” who didn’t get the what, how and why of basic communications, is the former Prime Minister, Ms. Theresa May. While one may sympathise with her inability to get Brexit though an uncooperative parliament, one cannot sympathise with her inability to visit those who had suffered from the Grenfell Tower fire in 2017. What was particularly noticeable was that while the Prime Minister (who is paid to do things) was noticeably absent, the Queen (who is paid to be a decoration) was quick to get down to the site of the disaster and offered comfort to the people.

By contrast, the one leader who managed to get things right is to be found across the Tasman Sea. New Zealand’s Jacinda Arden’s response to the Christchurch mosque shooting was a masterclass in crisis management. She was quick to react, offered a practical solution (banning of assault riffles), showed the right balance between compassion for the victims and toughness on the criminal. Ms. Arden also did not go down the path of taking cheap, populist measures.

Disasters can make or break a politician. Bill Clinton gained popularity because he knew how to show sympathy to those who had suffered from the Oklahoma Bombing. By contrast Bush II was spectacularly tone-deaf during Hurricane Katrina – think of his “Brownie, you’re doing hell of a job.” This was a classic case of saying the wrong thing in the wrong way at the wrong time. Translation, he only cared about his buddies rather than the victims.

I remember my Dad telling me – “everyone is your best friend when you’re buying.” The same is true about leadership. Anyone can lead when the times are good. However, its different story when things go wrong and a leader who knows how to utilize a good crisis is one that we, the ordinary saps, tend to remember fondly.

Wednesday, January 08, 2020

The Naan Maker and Matcha Pundek


A few days ago, I was browsing through the profile of someone who had sent me a friend request on Facebook when I stumbled upon this message:


I copied this message onto my Facebook Wall and stated that I found this message to be offensive and I stated my reasons why. Interestingly enough the person who posted this message reshared this message and complained that I must have been a “South Asian” migrant and he was going to be protect his nation from the “terrorist PAP” government that allowed South Asians into Asia.

I shall leave the rebuttal to that for another day and instead, focus on two chaps I know. Call them Bijay and Mike or the Naan Maker and Matcha Pundek (Tamil for brother-in-law cunt – a word that Tamil friend of mine said, “In India, we don’t use that word – it’s SO CRASS.”) Bijay had the misfortune of being married to Mike’s older sister, who used to be a senior civil servant and since remarried and moved to Belfast.

I got to know the Naan Maker nearly 15-years ago when a mutual friend invited me have Naan at a place along the junction of Serangoon and Deskar Road. Bijay was the man who made the dishes at this little restaurant and he adopted me as his younger brother. He once explained to my ex-wife that he felt very comfortable when I called him “Bhai Sahib.”

Bijay’s story is what you’d call the dream of every migrant. He met his first wife when she was on holiday in Nepal, where he was born. Somewhere along the line, they got married and he moved to Singapore with her. He went through national service and got his citizenship. He then set up his own shop selling Naan and the range of North Indian foods. Then he met two Pakistani chaps, who got him to work for them and he spent the next few years working in the morning’s and having a chilled life in Little India. His relatives who were in the Gurkha camp on Mount Vernon were happy for him.

Somewhere along the line, his marriage broke down. He left the family home where he had lived for over a decade and found himself doing odd jobs. His girlfriend who has now become his wife, moved to Singapore and somehow, they managed to live on his income. Then, the man struck gold when he moved from being a chef in a five-star hotel. He bought his own property and managed to support a family on his single income.

I always think of Bijay as Forest Gump. He’s not the best educated of my friends nor is he the most ambitious. However, he works hard and does right by family and friends.  

Mike, or Matcha Pundek, his former brother-in-law, also works very hard. He works hard at being too good for any available job. One of Matcha’s proudest moments in his career was working as a taxi driver. He proudly tells people that a “North Indian,” (In Singapore speak, those snooty fuckers from darkie land who don't understand that well paying jobs are only for  White People) once asked him to drive somewhere in his taxi and he didn’t like that guy who he kicked the guy out and never worked as a taxi driver ever since (Singaporean born people get very upset that people from “Shithole” countries might actually be qualified to work in jobs specially reserved for white people). Matcha was also very proud of the fact that he walked out of an exploitative job directing traffic near a school (had to wake up at 6 in the morning but you only work about 2 hours a day).

Mike is a stand up and generous guy. He’s exceedingly generous if you’re paying. Matcha is exceedingly generous if the paymaster is his former brother-in-law is paying. The first time I met Matcha, it was with Bijay. We were sitting down for our weekly $20 wine session and Matcha felt that it was beneath him and insisted that his former brother-in-law, who has the audacity to work for a living, move up to the Harry’s Bar. The ever loving Matcha, proceeded to hit-up his former brother-in-law (migrants are always stealing, so we’re told) for a loan of S$2,000.

The second time I met Mike, the ever loving Matcha invited Bijay and I out for a lad’s day out. The ever loving Matcha asked us to meet his gang of overweight louts, who proceeded to drink and drink and drink. When the tab came, he happily handed the bill to his former brother-in-law. We then proceeded to go somewhere else. After a few minutes, I dragged the ever loveable Bijay away from this wonderful gang. As we were walking away, the ever loving Matcha called his former brother-in-law to pick up the tab. Thankfully, I was there to cut the crap.

So, here we have it, a nice story of a migrant brother-in-law who has the audacity to work but according to some people, he’s a threat to Singapore society. Somehow, his presence is something the world has to be afraid of. By contrast we need to protect the native-born population like the ever loving Matcha, who is a mover and shaker at your expense. Somehow, Matcha is the “exploited” one by all these horrible foreigners from South Asia.

Maybe I’m just slow but I don’t get that logic.  


Tuesday, January 07, 2020

The Obvious Answer to Cheaper Hawker Food


I’ve just seen an article in the Today Newspaper entitled “Keep hawker food affordable.” The article is essentially a complaint about how basic hawker food has shot up in price and as with most Singaporean letters to the press, the implicit message that the government should do something about it – which in this case was a call for the National Environment Agency (NEA) to regulate the price of hawker food. The article can be found at:


I agree that hawker food should be kept affordable. Speaking as someone who has spent seven-years of his life in a Western Restaurant, I can easily say that hawker food is one of the best things about living in this part of the world. If you go to the right stall, you can get an exceedingly tasty meal for a few bucks.

For me, the hawker symbolizes what Singapore should be – a small time businessman delivering a magical product out of nothing (a former guardian of mine once said he was not impressed with the man who could cook fillet steak, the meat is so good you got to be clever to mess it up. By comparison, the man who cook kway teow – its just a bunch of noodles, shit clams and yet taste like magic.). These are the guys who make Singapore tick.

What I disagree with is, the solution of the government telling business people what they can and cannot charge. We live in a capitalist system where setting up a business is a costly time-consuming exercise. We preach that anyone who sets up a business face to bare the very real possibility that they are doomed to fail and lose their shirts but if the business succeeds, they should reap the rewards. We recognize that people who set up businesses ad value to society by doing things like giving society a product or service and for employing people. A businessperson has to bare certain costs and how much they make above their costs (assuming they can make above costs) depends on what people are willing to pay. Getting the government to tell businesses what they can charge should be an anathema to most normal people, particularly when the said government is not about to make the costs of doing any business lesser.

Perhaps the question is not so much keeping hawker food affordable but asking us how we can make running a hawker stall more affordable. Unfortunately, the question won’t be addressed because the most obvious place to start is the rents that businesses pay. After working in liquidations for the last five-years, one tends to notice that the landlord is inevitably one of the largest and most powerful creditors. If there is a cost that will never go down, its inevitably going to be the rent.

To be fair to Singapore’s landlords, there is an obvious business case. Singapore is a tinny place with lots of people. Land is scarce and as a scarce product, its inevitably doing to be expensive. In fairness to Singapore’s government, they’ve been pretty good at allocating land for the various sectors in society. Despite being densely populated, Singapore has open parks and spaces, which the population density might not suggests. The price of land in Singapore is like pretty much elsewhere that happens to be small and dense. Hong Kong also has high rents and houses are tinny.

However, there is one issue that nobody seems to be addressing – namely the fact that the government in Singapore is the largest landlord – thus the areas used by many businesses are inevitably under the control of an organization that does not rely solely on rents from small time stall holders.

What’s more interesting is the fact that the government in its role as landlord to businesses, owns most of the land that the hawkers operate in.

If there is a solution to rising costs, it would be to hold down rents. Holding down the rents for hawker stalls would help to keep costs lower for hawkers and other small enterprises. It would help make life more affordable for businesses and the public at large. This would go further than one of payments in the budget. The simple act of not raising rents in areas controlled by the government would have great benefits for society – government would inevitably gain to as a more prosperous citizenry would have more taxes to pay to the government. The landlord with the power to do the obvious, should do it.

Monday, January 06, 2020

Keeping Church and State Separate


One of the moments of 2019 was the signing of the amendment to the Indian Citizenship Act, which provides a path to Indian Citizenship for persecuted minorities from other countries – except Muslims. The amendment has caused much India to erupt into violent protest and in the Muslim world, this act has been seen as a deliberate attack against Muslim. This was the first time in India’s history as a secular republic that an amendment to the Citizenship Act was based on religion.

One of things I noticed on social media was the fact that some posted the message “If India cannot protect Hindu’s, who can?” This message implied that as the Hindu’s were in the majority, India was by definition a Hindu nation. This was a point that India’s ruling BJP party has argued. India’s population is predominantly Hindu and so India is a Hindu Country that allows minorities to exist – just as the United Kingdom is a Christian country that allows minorities to exist (The UK has a State Church – the Church of England – India does not).

The BJP is not alone in arguing that a nation belongs to a particular group. Israel, while officially a secular state, pushes the fact that it is the homeland for the Jewish People. America, particularly under Trump, is now in the throws of claiming that it is the home of White People. So, one has to ask, can any particular group claim a country exclusively?

When it comes to ethnicity, most people would argue that the answer is a resounding no. I live in Singapore, which while officially multi-racial, is going through some angst because of a large shift in demographics from other parts of Asia, particularly China and India. Singaporeans of Chinese and Indian decent are finding common ground against their kin from China and India. While people do look at the colour of each other’s skin, other cultural factors will end up having a stronger hold on relationships. Labels of “colour” are essentially surface level difference. Apartheid South Africa was portrayed as a White-vs-Black society. In truth it was English-vs-Boers-vs-Zulus-vs-Xhosas and so on and the nation had the good fortune of having a unifying figure in the form of Nelson Mandela and while South Africa hasn’t been the success story the world hopped it would be, it’s managed to move away from state sponsored racism (even if it was a little less successful at avoiding State Capture.)

Religion, however, is a different matter. While most people can accept that God loves all of humanity, they have a little more difficulty in accepting the fact that not everybody loves God in the same way. Conflicts of religion aren’t limited to conflicts between religions but within religions. I grew up in the United Kingdom at a time when Protestants and Catholics could not live together (the Belfast version of Why did the chicken cross the road joke, being – because it was stupid.) The inability to get along isn’t limited to Christians. The Middle East is filled with conflicts between Shias and Sunnis. Whenever you listen to religious fundamentalist talk about how they have the exclusive on God (and I even know someone who thinks he’s God), you end up feeling sorry for God as all these clowns proceed to do all sorts of horrible things in his name.

Is this worth it? Well, the obvious answer is no. Countries that allow discrimination based on race or religion are usually the countries you don’t wan to spend your money in. While the “White” part of South Africa was relatively prosperous, the nation was a “pariah” state that nobody wanted anything to do with and the inefficiencies that isolation caused were visible in things like rugby were clearly visible once isolation ended.

Another example of religion claiming a land is in Israel, which has thus far claimed to be the only secular democracy in the Middle East.  However, at the same time, there is an element that wants Israel to publicly announce that it is a “Jewish” State or the “Homeland” of the world’s Jews. While the majority of people in Israel are Jewish, there are significant number of Israeli-Arabs, who happen to be Muslim. The cynics argue that Israel can be either Jewish or Democratic.

As in the case of India, the case for a “Jewish” Israel are founded on demographics and a version of history. The BJP in India have argued that the original inhabitants of India were Hindu and Islam was only brought by an invading force, therefore India is rightfully Hindu. Israel and her Zionist supporters argue that the land was promised to the Jews – therefore Israel should be Jewish.

However, there are two key issues that pertain to the state of Israel. The most problematic question comes from the fact that there are Arabs with Israeli passports. Many of them do things that one would consider an essential part of being Israeli, like serving in the IDF. Are these Arab Citizens “less Israeli” than say the Orthodox Jews who do not serve in the IDF or work in secular jobs, but happen to be Jewish? The other issue is, if Israel is a “Jewish” state above all things – what defines Jewishness. Israel does face issues between its Orthodox Community and its secular community.

I don’t believe any state should attempt to belong to any particular community, particularly in this day and age where nationality transcends ethnicity and religion. Problems always arise when one community claims dominance to the seat of power. The State should in most cases be a neutral referee of last resort in cases where communities collide. India, as an example faces unrest as the government moves from being a secular force to a “Hindu” force. Church and State should be kept separate wherever possible.

Thursday, January 02, 2020

Curiosity Helped the Cat


A New Year and a New Decade has started and the most significant moment of the first working day of this new decade came from the online or in Singapore speak – the “Naughty” media, which found that Singaporeans ranked as one of the most ignorant people on the planet. The news story can be found at:


The point of this whole story was the fact that it found that Singaporeans were generally ignorant about their own country. One of the examples given was the fact that the average Joe on the street did not know the difference between a Prime Minister and a President. Lee Kuan Yew as the say, was our first Prime Minister, not our first President.

While it may upset a few people, I’m inclined to agree. One of the most shocking areas that my fellow citizens lack in, is in basic geography. I’ve had Saudi’s tell me that they were asked “Which of Dubai do you come from,” (Saudi Arabia being many times bigger than Dubai) and the most infamous one was the fact that most Singaporeans think that Sikhs come from Bengal (there’s a very large distance between Bengal and Punjab). One of the more recent ones I encountered was someone who said, “Aren’t Hong Kong and Macau the same,” (No they’re not – at the very least you should know that Hong Kong was the British Colony and Macau the Portuguese one.) I’ve heard one Singaporean tell off an Indian worker for not understanding Tamil because, well all Indians Tamil (fact – the official language of India being Hindi).

What should be particularly shocking about this level of ignorance is the fact that we are an “educated” society. Singapore proudly announces to the rest of the world that we’re a “highly educated” society and when we talk about being “educated” we’re not talking about people having basic literacy as is the case in most of Asia. When Singapore talks about being “Educated” we are talking high-level, cutting edge educated. In Singapore, we’re talking about making “education” an export industry – “Singapore Math’s” – our text books are admired throughout the world. Whatever you think of our Prime Minister, he is regarded as a “mathematical prodigy” by Cambridge University. When it comes to education and getting the people educated, Singapore stands out as a shining example.

So, how is it that we’ve produced a nation of highly educated people who are highly ignorant, especially about the little things in their own backyard All the examples I’ve provided a moment ago, came from people who graduated from respectable universities and in some cases had furthered their studies with professional qualifications. I think of my ex-wife, whom my mother delightfully reminds me, couldn’t answer a single question in a game of Trivia Pursuit and she’s a graduate (University of London External Degree).

I guess you could say that the problem in our system is not that we don’t teach the technical skills in life but we fail to instill the purpose the spirit of learning. When I went to university in London, we were told that getting your PhD was all about realizing how much did NOT know and wanting to devote your life to knowing more about a particular subject. Here, for most people, it’s a case of earning bragging rights that you have this and that qualification from this or that university. Our system produces very good technical people. If you put our people in any workshop or any office, they’ll do an amazing job.

However, if you put them in a situation that requires a bit of imagination or a bit of awareness of what’s going on outside their own narrow field, they will probably fail. Like it or not, there is a reason why all of our top politicians and civil servants are….educated elsewhere.
To be fair to our people, the system is designed for them not to need to know so much about how the world beyond their little area functions. As long as you can acquire enough skills within a certain area, you can end up doing quite well. The point was brought home to me when a young trainee lawyer (Oxford graduate non the less) told a former journalist he was having lunch with, “I don’t see what is Dr. Goh’s (Goh Keng Swee, our former Deputy Prime Minister and the man who built our institutions) life story has anything to do with me.” Apparently that young lawyer is now doing very well financially.

There is, as they say, no need to be curious. I remember facilitating a lecture by a Bloomberg Columnist for a class of journalism students. The columnist made the point that all you needed to succeed as a columnist was a bit of curiosity and Google. He made the point that thanks to the internet, we have more information available at our finger tips than our ancestors had in numerous libraries and all we had to do was to find it. His only comment on his students was “Curiously uncurious.” You would expect aspiring journalist to be busybodies – well, that is unless you’re talking about Singapore.

The problem with Singapore’s system is that its been successful. The young trainee lawyer that I mentioned is now making more money than he’s ever dreamed of. The young journalists are all probably doing well too. Not giving two hoots about what happens outside your own little hole hasn’t harmed people.

However, things are changing. The days when we could be a cheap manufacturing centre for the Western world are gone. We need people who know how to operate outside their own little hole or at least are curious enough to want to try to operate outside their little caves. The consequences are being seen on the streets. The local population complains that its being displaced by people from elsewhere because the people from elsewhere have the capacity to want to know things beyond their little hovel. The future belongs to the intellectually curious and you secure it by making minds curious not by shutting them off from the outside world.  


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Maira Gall