If battles in a
war were like the score of a sporting event, the Battle Agincourt fought in
1415 would be as close as the term “whitewash” would get. The battle
essentially saw 6,000-8,100 Englishmen take on a larger army of French of
around 25,000 (including of servants.) By the end of the battle, 6,000 Frenchmen,
who were mainly from the nobility lay dead, whereas only 600 Englishmen died
that day. The result was so dramatic that in Shakespeare’s version of events,
the King ended up dedicating the entire battle to God and making it an offence
punishable by death to boast of it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ZJTwmiw2I&list=RDV1ZJTwmiw2I&start_radio=1
Whilst the
English did have the King and the Duke of York, this was an army made up
primarily of peasants, or the type of people who ranked so low on the medieval scale
of things, butchering them was a sport of sorts for the knights. However, these
peasants were armed with a peculiar technology that evened the score – the longbow
which allowed them to hit people at a distance and they could load their arrows
very quickly when compared to the cross bow.
There are two
very clear points to this battle. Firstly, the key lesson is the question of arrogance.
As is often said “Nemesis” is the natural consequence of “Hubris,” or “pride”
before the “fall.”
The knights
simply assumed they would wipe the floor with the peasants. It had been that way
in medieval battlefields for the longest of times. Knights were dedicated
warriors who had spent the better of their life training for the battle. The peasants
by contrast were barely able to feed themselves. As far as the French army at
Agincourt was concerned, there was no reason to suggests that this wouldn’t be
just another day on the “playing fields.”
This assumption
was held so strongly that nobody bothered to question whether the peasants had
anything up their sleeves. In this case it was a new technology that evened the
odds. No point being fully armoured and on horseback if you got hit by an arrow
whilst you were a couple hundred metres away.
Sure, certain
opponents may appear weak but sometimes those who appear weak end up developing
tools that help them even up the odds. We talk about martial arts and which
style gives you the best hand-to-hand combat. However, as much as a martial
arts fan hates to admit it, no martial art has to date been able to beat a
firearm.
The third point
that this battle teaches us is that miracles are often based on getting the
basics right. In the case of Agincourt, the French didn’t have the basics on
their side whereas the English did.
We have become
so hooked onto the idea of sudden miracles that too many of us end up falling
for promises of miraculous cures or instant fortunes. I’m not saying that luck
doesn’t have a role to play in things but depending on luck alone is usually a
guaranteed way to stay broke and often sick.
Just look at
the number of people who cue up outside the lottery every single day. The facts
are thus – you have a higher chance of getting struck by lightning than you do
of winning the lottery. Apparently, the odds being struck by lightning in a lifetime
are around one in 15,300 whereas winning a power ball in a lottery is one in
two hundred million. If anything, it’s more plausible to fix the odds of
getting struck by lightning and winning a life altering sum on that bet than it
is to win the power ball. Yet, despite these obvious points, people still line
up to spend their savings on lottery tickets and it goes without saying that
the people who play the lottery often are usually from the less enhanced social
classes. This is all before you consider the fact that those who beat the odds
and win, usually end up broke.
The most secure
form of wealth is pretty boring and unsexy. Leaving aside Bill Gates’s formula
of getting stock options in a dominant tech company, wealth accumulation is
usually is the simple strategy of living below your means and putting your
extra funds in something as boring as a mutual fund paying less than 10 percent
a year. Takes time and requires work but it actually works.
The same is
truth of health. Everyone is looking for a magic pill that will cure them of this
and that and whilst medical science has been miraculous. We do much better now
than we did in the dark ages. However, pills can only go so far. I think of my fellow
diabetics who take their pills but refuse to move and continue drinks (booze
and soda). Good health is as simple as moving a bit more, sleeping properly,
getting sunlight and not pumping shit into your body.
Changing your
lifestyle has a very record track record of actually working. Far better than
pills. Yet people continue to buy all sorts of pills promising to enhance their
health and vitality whilst screwing over the basics. All credit to Cristiano
Ronaldo for telling everyone he drinks plain water and not Coke (even if that
remark was bad for Coke share price). Scientifically true – Ronaldo is still playing
competitive football at the age of 40, the age of looking a nursing home in the
world of professional sports.
Miracles are
called that for a reason – they are miraculous. Real results are found in
getting the basics right. I think of a Malay taxi driver who once said his
community has cast him as “not believing in God,” when he talks about his
personal financial planning. His retort is “God gave you brains.”





