“You got to be Kidding Me” – An Australian
Businessman to a Young Singapore Girl who asked “Where is Calcutta? Where is
Bahrain?
Last Friday, I nearly lost it with someone, who was
apparently a regular in the media scene. My Chubby Tiger partner had mentioned
that she works with someone who promotes Georgian wine and he had proceeded to
insist that there is “No such” country known as Georgia. I actually had to show
him a map to prove that Georgia, the country actually existed:
https://www.infoplease.com/atlas/asia/country-of-georgia-map
However, this isn’t Appalachia or Hill Billys we’re
talking about here. The people who are demonstrating their lack of knowledge
beyond the Goldfish Bowl of Singapore, are “intelligent” and “educated” people
(defined as having a basic degree) and in many cases working with international
companies and therefore used to working with people from elsewhere.
The best part about this “lack of knowledge” of basic
human geography isn’t even specialized knowledge that you need to be trained to
know. Its basic information that you can get from a simple Google search on your
smart phone. All you need to do is to just Google a world map:
Somewhere, somehow, we seem to have developed a
mindset that tells us that we’re the centre of the universe and the only truth
comes from what we hear from news sources.
Unfortunately, Singapore, despite its strategic
location, is a very small place that is barely locatable on the world map.
While we’ve been the poster boy of “small is smashing,” our lack of size means that
our very survival is dependent on our ability to read the world beyond our
shores. If you read Lee Kuan Yew’s books, you’ll see that he developed an
ability to read elections better than the local politicians in the USA and UK
because our survival depended on it.
Yet, how is it that our local people don’t have the
basic knowledge about the world outside. Why can’t we be bothered to do a simple
Google search when it comes to anywhere outside? This is a worry question especially
at a time when many of us feel crowded out by arrivals from elsewhere and in
the job market and we’re told that looking outside Singapore is going to be a
must.
Let’s take one my favourites, which was having someone
from Saudi Aramco tell me that people had asked him which part of Dubai he was
from. Yes, I am well aware that Dubai’s PR machine is exceptionally good at
what it does but the reality is that Dubai is only an Emirate within the United
Arab Emirates (UAE) and even within the UAE, it’s the “second” main component
(the main one being Abu Dhabi). Then, even when you look at a map of the region,
you’ll understand that the biggest place in the Gulf Cooperation Council (GCC) is
actually Saudi Arabia:
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Map-of-the-GCC-member-countries_fig4_364155709
Another favourite is mistaking Sikhs as coming from Bengal.
Yes, the Sikhs from Punjab come from India and so do the Bengalis. A quick
glance of the map will show you that it’s around 1,500 kilometres between
Punjab and Bengal and it would take you nearly two hours by plane.
https://www.distancefromto.net/distance-from-west-bengal-to-punjab-in
I think of one of my favourite Australian businessmen
who got exasperated with a young graduate who didn’t know where Calcutta and Bahrain
where. I remember remaking that she was blessed with a huge chest because that
was the only thing worth mentioning about her after this display of general
knowledge.
Jokes aside, it seems that we’re not curious about
anywhere outside our own little parameters and this becomes even more so when
you talk about anywhere that they may consider an “s***hole” country – i.e.
filled with dark people instead of pale ones. I think of the time I tried to
share something funny with someone and the reply was “I have no time to waste
on a dark skinned one.”
Unfortunately, our little Goldfish Bowl is not the
centre of the world. Unfortunately, many of the opportunities are coming from
places that Donald Trump so eloquently called “s***holes.” Instead of burying our
heads in the sand about these places and being callous towards them and their
culture, isn’t it time we got curious enough to find out about such places and people
in order to maximise the opportunities for ourselves?